Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Great Man Once Wrote.........Satanic Advice-Is This What Liberal Judges Want?

1) Thou shalt worship all the false gods, you care to, this is good for your body, soul, and spirit.
2) Thou shalt make all the graven images and statues you want , and fall down and worship them, you have this right.
3) Thou shalt curse anyone you want to, when you fill like it, curse them out, they deserve it.
4) Remember the sabbath day, be sure to stock up on whiskey, beer, wine, and all kinds of booze, some ABC hellholes may be closed on that day.
5) Do not honor your father or mother, remember how they spanked you, wouldn't let you go out honky tonking, and would not let you take drugs and stay out all night. Now you can get even with them.
6) Thou shalt kill anyone you want to.Some people are not fit to live. Do not electrocute, the murderer, for that is cruel and unusual punishment. They should go free, so they can kill more innocent people.
7)Thou shalt commit adultery, whenever you have the opportunity, be sure and do this in secret, especially, if it's with your next door neighbor's wife.
8)Thou shalt steal anything you want. That is your business, it's not fair for some people to have everything they want, and you to be poor, needy, and have nothing- grab it and run.
9) Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbor, anytime you want to, because he has lied on you many times. It has been said "love thy neighbor, as thyself"- But he should be hated.
10) Thou shalt covet, desire, and envy all others that have more worldly goods than you. They have more than their share, don't let them get away with it. Do something dirty, whatever it takes.

Satan bids you to break all God's commandments, and keep all of his. Then he will meet you in hell. Have a nice day!

DeportNow-
A great man, wrote Satan's advice, he's not great, because he has been in political office, or a big time sports star, or a well known figure in the community- none of this makes you great.
This is a great man, because he is a good and faithful servant of the creator of the heavens and earth- The Lord Jesus Christ.
This man is known as "Doc" or just "dad".

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